Your god is Old. He killed children
in Egypt, murdered lovers in the night,
swept sinners dead in a righteous wave.
He told Eve she would die
if she ate the apple, knowing
that he had already planted the seed
of the tree of Knowledge inside her.
He lied. He stole. He…
your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
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I am amused.
Look at the center of this image for 30sec, then watch Van Gogh’s *Starry Night* come to life
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“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance”
woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects
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Words I think we need
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
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Father said if this post gets 100k notes he will restore my honor
I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS ONE.
We can do this, tumblr.
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10 Awe-Inspiring Photos of Lightning
What better way is there to show both the beauty and power of nature than with these incredibly electrifying images of lightning? While sometimes it just takes being at the right place at the right time, like for amateur photographer Bertrand Kulik and his photo of a brightly illuminated Eiffel Tower, for others, like Dan Ransom, it requires carefully assembling a composite image or “stacking” multiple photos together to showcase a wild electrical storm (like the one Ransom stunningly captured at the Grand Canyon). Whether these magnificent shots were the result of luck, hard work or patience, they all give us a deeper appreciation for a part of nature we rarely get to see.
Click through for image sources.
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here’s how to solve the “gif” versus “jif” problem:
jif sounds fuckin stupid
there you go all done
THANK YOU
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